Selasa, 11 Oktober 2011

Do You Eat Too Much Cholocate?

By Jim Keys


Are you a chocoholic? Answer these questions to find out.

chocoholic (def) : somebody who has or makes a claim to have an addiction to chocolate

If you've more than 2 secret stashes of chocolate candy, you could be a chocoholic. (Be honest.)

* If your top 3 fave candies all have chocolate in them, you might be a chocoholic.

* If you have got more than 4 books at home on chocolate, you could be a chocoholic.

* If your favorite pudding is chocolate cake with chocolate frosting and chocolate ice-cream on the side, then you may be a chocoholic.

* If you name chocolate as one of the seven wonders of the planet, you could be a chocoholic.

* If you bookmark more than 2 internet sites on the health advantages of chocolate, then you could be a chocoholic.

* If your favourite movie is Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, you could be a chocoholic.

* If you have got more than one chocolate-related T-Shirt, you could be a chocoholic. (If you actually wear that chocolate T-Shirt in public, just admit it. You are a chocoholic.)

* If you name your first-born kid after your favourite chocolate candy - then you're a definite, full fledged chocoholic.

* If you are a chocoholic, there you might want to try one of 2 possible cures:

CURE 1: Chocolate Overdose

In several cases a chocolate overdose will effectively kill your chocolate bug for a period. At some specific point, too much chocolate in a stipulated month will heal your addiction - for at least a week. Your personal chocolate overdose limit will rely upon your level of addiction. (We sell a spread of chocolates to help you do this in style.)

CURE 2: Chocolate Substitution

Chocolate substitution is an alternative choice, if the chocolate overdose does not work. It involves starving your chocolate bug by offering it wholesome candy substitutes. The theory is that your body will steadily forget its hungering for chocolate. (We sell a range of delectable candies to help you do this in style.)

If one of those cures does not work, well, at least you would enjoy the attempt.




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